{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do Java programmers wear glasses?","punchline":"Because they don't C#.","id":34}
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are pirates called pirates?","punchline":"Because they arrr!","id":304}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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Elizabeth Berkley is an American actress and producer. She played Jessie Spano in the Saved by the Bell television franchise and Nomi Malone in the controversial 1995 Paul Verhoeven film Showgirls. She had supporting roles in the box office hits The First Wives Club and Oliver Stone's Any Given Sunday, as well as in Woody Allen's period comedy The Curse of the Jade Scorpion and Dylan Kidd's critically acclaimed Roger Dodger.
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